look up any word, like dirty sanchez:
 
1.
You. Now fuck off.
Oi you, Twatty Bollocks
by Some bloke24654 November 09, 2010
 
2.
clusterfuck, idiot, baffoon an exclamation of dismay or annoyance.
you cut off my leg you twattybollocks. or oh twattybollocks i've accidently jizzed in the soup, nevermind.
by gay steve August 12, 2008