When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.
Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting
To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals
The phrase "I'll twat
you one" is closely linked to this word.
Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.
Guy 1: Look a bunch of emo
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.
I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter
Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...
I've got a twatting exam today dammit!
Verb: To Twat
For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.
"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."
Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.
Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.
When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!