Top Definition
To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.
Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!
by Dave(thepunkyone) January 09, 2006
the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.
I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter
by lordmind May 07, 2009
Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...
I've got a twatting exam today dammit!
by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004
When Girls talk shit about guys right near them on Twitter.
Girl 1 (Via Twitter) : "This Guy sitting next to me in class is a Total Ass Bandit ". #Twatting
by Where's The Queef? April 12, 2012
Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.
Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.
by Kernel2244 March 07, 2011
Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.
"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."
by OGGhett0 April 10, 2010
When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)
Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!
by Jameson Ashlee August 30, 2013
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