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18. Twatted
April 26, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.


Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."
1. Twatted
1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,
1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."
by soozeh Feb 23, 2005 share this
2. twatted
To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs
"I was so twatted last night"
by Leanne Apr 2, 2005 share this
3. twatted
Hit extremely hard / Beat up
I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him
by CiCi Mar 11, 2005 share this
4. twatted
This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.
"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"
5. twatted
The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter
Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.
6. twatted
beaten to a messy pulp
Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead
by leeny burghers Apr 14, 2003 share this
7. twatted
a word used to describe the past act of sending a tweet.
Person A: Hey Jim have you sent a tweet out recently?

Jim: Yes, I twatted just last night.
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