The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.
by rectumranger31 April 21, 2010
a faggot that probably doesnt have any friends and probably doesnt have a girlfriend because he is an ignorant asshole
by chickennoodlesouppp October 20, 2010