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When your lady friends vaginal juices are so thick and greasy that they leave a hard coating on your erect pecker, this creates "The Twat Sickle". This is usually an undesirable ailment, so to be called one is rather rude.
(Dave) "Man, after banging Susie last night I woke up with a huge Twat Sickle!
(Joe) "You better get that thing on ice!"
by Dave "The Air Bus" September 30, 2006
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when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.
an old hooker uses her twatsickle too get off because she get make money on the streets.
by connor savage April 11, 2008
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A man's penis; A prostidude's means of satisfying a woman.
Look at the size of that twatsickle!
He ran around exposing his twatsickle.
I am a girl, therefore, I have no twatsickle.
by Krunk_Punk July 10, 2008
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