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Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.
by SaraBeez May 18, 2009
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female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
by a2coyote January 14, 2010
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Melissa just totally got twatswatted by Amber.
by Michael Rabbitino August 14, 2009
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to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.
"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"
by k.sweezy June 11, 2009
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We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.
by Z3RO26 April 01, 2008
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The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female
I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!
by dave.g August 07, 2006
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Rebecca was scissoring Janice with her eyes when Melissa came and sat down next to them and completely ruined the moment. What a twatswat.
by kschaef October 09, 2007
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