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1.
1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)
"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"
by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009
 
2.
the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.
a girl gave me a twat squat and now all i smell is fish.
by wink1 December 03, 2011