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noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.
Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!
by bunnysmama October 31, 2010

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An insult for a particularly idiotic person. It is as its best if you add Fucktard before it; Fucktard Twatnozzle.

The Fucktard at the beginning adds emphasis.

Twatnozzle also refers to the opening of the vagina.
Man, Greg is such a Fucktard Twatnozzle!
by lonewolf0959 July 10, 2008

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