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The twat rag, spaff sponge or twat towel is a piece of material or an old unused garment that is employed when ejaculation takes place in order to clean up the resultant mess. It is used repeatedly and can be washed or left unwashed, in which case it will have to be disposed of and replaced within a month or so depending on frequency of masturbation. Usual twat rags include old socks in order to aid 'posh wanks', and old t shirts.
'Woman,throw me the twat rag!'
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1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag
Stacy is a dirty twat rag.
by robin graves February 21, 2004
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when a girl is being a total bitch on her rag
Mike: " my girlfriend is being such a twat rag today"
Brian " I know how you feel man!"
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term used in Southern US to describe someone who is mean or rude. Also used as a term of endearment between two jocks or two bros.
She cut me off on the freeway, that twat rag

Between two bros: You twat rag, you drank all the crown and didnt replace it!

Twat rag, I can believe you fucked her in the ass after she took a big shit and didnt wipe!
by SeanDSSS June 28, 2009
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