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Adj.- 1.A word describing extreme anger.

Noun.- 2. A cock so large a womans cunt feels as though it is being beaten with a hammer.

Verb.- 3. the act of sexual intercourse. Also known as, "fucking,the nasty, backseat wrasslin', and twated."
1. "Ted stole my money! Twat Hammer!"

2. "Bob came over to my house last nite, and pulled out his Twat Hammer! I'm still sore!"

3. "Me and Pablo Twat Hammerd last nite!"
by tha ginga bread man April 22, 2009
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A penis so small that it is unable to penetrate the vagina, so the only successful way to pleasure the female (or transvestite) is to slap the outer lips of the poontang. Twat hammer.
Ryan's penis was to small to pleasure Alex. So they had to resort to the Twat Hammer manoeuvre.
by The hetroflexible May 12, 2011
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