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Irritateing flat mate who doesn't pay bills, pull his weight and who lusts after pre sixteen year old children. He will also draw his own porn and keep tissues of a used nature lying around his room accompannied by one or two dodgy dvd's. He will also try to play the guitar at the most inapropriet of moments in conjunction with bad singing.

Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
Ohhhhhh... Children(drool)

Flatmate 1: Twat Boy, do the dishes.

Twat Boy: Yeah, just watch me.
by Wolfboy June 29, 2004

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