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you twastard
by fairy nuff September 24, 2003
Top Definition
A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!

Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)
"OMG You are such a TWASTARD!"
#twat #bastard #general idiot #fucker #someone who you would like to kill #crazy frog
by Dunnie September 25, 2005
1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.
Tony Blair is a useless twastard.
by Dibber April 11, 2005
The word: " Twastard" is a noun and an amalgam of the words: "Twat" and "Bastard." Basically calling a person both insults at once making it a serious swear word and a double revilement. Generally used against males rather than females
"You little twastard, how dare you steal my money." Or, "Look at the right twastard Johnny has turned into."
#bastard #twat #idiot #asshole #prick
by Polargo March 20, 2009
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