Verb - To confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.
Noun - One who twaits.
"Dude, I smell like a ballpark. I must've twaited last night. Well, hopefully those antibiotics work again."
"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."
only a man can be called this, preferably
an identical twin. its a slang word that hasnt been around for a while. it relates to drawing the short straw in the DNA gene pool, hence one twin is thicker than the other.
``that brian is a right twait``