In intercourse when the female pushes the males penis inward, resulting in a massive ejaculation all over the females face
When larry's girlfriend gave him a turtle he couldnt help but go into his shell
travel in damn flocks not herds
Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!
One who slumps down and walks utterly slow, resembling a turle or tortise-like creature. He also goes for drag queen whores who wear excessive amounts of makeup and still looks like shit.
"Cmon turtle, we gotta buy some more Revlon"
evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.
Me: AH ITS FUCKING RAINING.
Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'
building up alot of defences in a rts game
that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers
When your doing a chick from behind underneath a coffee table and whenever shes pokes her head or arm out from underneath you get a rolled up newpaper and hit it saying "get back in your shell"
I gave her a turtle last night, she loved it
An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.
Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.