Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"
John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
Dude 2: I got it.
Dude 1: Give it here.
Dude 2: What are you doing with it?
Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.
Dude 2: Nice, go go go.