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When you masterbate so much you develop a calis on the head of your penis and then don't shower for a while and go and bone. Guy 1: "Dude i've been jerking it so much this week"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?" Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!" |
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The really annoying things in mario kart that fuck you up really bad. They come in three different types:green, red(or brown), or blue. The green ones aren't so bad they just fling around stupidly. The brown ones, you should watch out for.
They seek the person in front of you and fuck them up. The blue ones automattically go to the player in 1st place. "I was in first place, then fuckin yoshi threw a red turtle shell at me and I got fourth."
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the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell
her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell |
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