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When a person curls their lips over their teeth while performing a blow job. This results in less irritation to the penis from teeth chafing but causes the performer to resemble a turtle.
Fred: Man, my dick is so raw from my girlfriends terrible blow job last night.
Jack: Dude! Just have her give you a turtle job next time.
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This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.
Bo: Cletus, you here Jeffro and Ezekiel did a turtle job?
Cletus: Those crazy mother fuckers.
by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010

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