While having sex and right before the man is about to ejaculate, he takes his penis out, points it into the air above the partners head, and ejaculates all over her.
"tonight, can you show me how to turtle dove?"
"Babe, i am going to turtle dove tonight..."
A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
I almost had a shart
, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
To steal an idea, cause you suck balls too much to think of ideas yourself.
WTF! Some shitty writer turtledove'd my ideas.
how a Rashi
burger makes me feel sometimes
Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D