To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.
"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."
"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."
who's face and body language resembles a turtle.
"Look theres Turts!"
"AWW You had sex with Turts!"
A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.
Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent
Person 2: turt
Something that tickles and hurts - to the same degree - at the same time.
Ahhh stop touching me there. That turts!
turd and a fart
I've been holding it so long, I hope I dont turt
Oh goodness! Gregory, clean up that turt that your pet turtle Madison just laid on my shirt.
Is that a dead bug floating in the water or is it just a turt?
Come Raphael, lets beat Michaelangelo with his own nun-chucks for clogging up our toilet with that monstrous turt!
a sound a butt makes therefore someone that is called that deserves to be considered a stupid ass.
"What a turt!"