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Turlock High School has been around since my grandpa in World War 1. The high school still has not changed since back in the...what? 1700's. I think my great great great great great great Grandma's Great Grandma's Grandma wrote on the bathroom stall and it is still there! There is no need to trash this school because it already looks like a big shithole. NEVER attend a football game there, it is a waste of money because they will lose. Unless you are interested in a good fight between all of their gang members or a strip tease from their cheerleaders.
Ben: When will Turlock High School burn down already?
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.
by sxygurl453 February 18, 2011

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