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The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
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A hand job of the Turkish nature where one takes the released semen and tosses it gently over their right shoulder. If its not over the right shoulder then definitely not true Turk. Get serious. Originally constructed for Turkish billionaires.
Gazanfer: "That was the best Turkish HandJob of my life. Which shoulder did u release over?"
Gizem: "Don't worry babe it's not my first Turkish Handjob, I threw it over my right shoulder."
by Turkish Billionaire July 23, 2012
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Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob
"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"
by FTWTFFF May 22, 2009
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