2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"