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A cell phone ringtone that is so unconscionably obnoxious, that, without hesitation, you must fill any available orifice (typically the anus) of the offender with your penis (offended male) or handheld/strap on phallus (offended female). This act is not homoerotic if the offender and offended are of the same sex, it is merely a tactic to display supremacy over the offender, and to cease the offensive ringtone in such a manner as to keep it from repeating after the offender has been defiled.
Dude, ditch that Turkish Ringtone before you find yourself smuggling sausage in Browntown!
by Sofaking Wiitodded November 15, 2010
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