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n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet
John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.
by 12312412 June 25, 2010