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1.
One who is a real silly son of a bitch ussually a goofy shit bastard of a friend. A real chain yanker and of the teasing sort.
Damn im gonna miss ol Ryan Williams he was a real turkey fucker(R.I.P. Gimp you Turkey Fucker). Oh my god thats not beer its piss all right wich one of you turkey fuckers pissed in my beer?
by The Blind Inventor March 07, 2008
 
2.
Matt isn't a Turkey Fucker, everyone who mentions the word Turkey to him is a fucktard!
Matt Does NOT fuck Turkey's - Harvey wants to though...!
by Mound December 06, 2004