Turkey Flu

The flu that one gets the week before or the week of the Thanksgiving holiday, that prevents them from eating untill said day arives, where they make a miraculous recovery.

Dude i totally got the Turkey Flu this week, but when i smelled those rolls I was cured!!

Turkey Flu by C Dauug November 27, 2009

flushing turkey

The act of shoving her face deep in the toilet bowl and then going anal on her.
Every thrust produces a bubbling scream which sounds like a turkey call.

Man that Bitch just wouldn’t shut up so I went Flushing Turkey on her

flushing turkey by Singletracker May 25, 2016

turkeyfuck 

When you use another persons lit cigarette to light your own unlit cigarette,when the two cigarettes touched,it was referred to as "a turkeyfuck" We used this term in the 60's when we were 10-11-12...in Ontario, I have no idea where the term came from, however, a great number of our fathers were WW2 veterens, maybe it is a military term, ps I gave up smoking some time ago!

I don't have any matches, give me a turkeyfuck.

turkeyfuck by whitestone April 30, 2006

turkeyfuck 

To use a lit cigarette to light an unlit cigarette. Common in the canadian prairies and parts of ontario

Person A: Do you have a light?
Person B: No, you'll have to turkeyfuck

turkeyfuck by averisk September 20, 2009

turkeyfucking 

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.

i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.

turkeyfucking by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

turkeyfuckin 

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

turkeyfuckin by keith August 9, 2003

Turkeyfuck 

when you make a turkey with two people's hands instead of doing a high five (one person does a thumbs-up and the other puts their hand as if they were wanting a high five and then you basically "pound it' into the hand)
Then the person with the high-five hand takes their index finger and puts it in and out of the whole made by the thumbs up hand.

Kid 1: Shit thats so sick.
Kid 2: Turkeyfuck on that.

Turkeyfuck by Jackie Rothman July 11, 2007