The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.
I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.
A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.
Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."
The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.
I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
Someone, usually a lesbian, who gives oral sex to another woman. The turf refers to the vagina/clitoris.
Hillary Clinton is such a turf monster.
a person who dominates out on the soccer field, with many skills that their peers are very jealous of, and from a viewing point is way better then everyone else, and grabs everyones attention. she also is very attractive
woah look at that girl she is a turfmonster!