2. An instance of mutiple bowel movements in one toilet bowl due to (a) an effort to save water, (b) no functioning plumbing, or (c) passive or pathological infrequent flushing.
2. Johnny: "The toilet hasn't worked for a week!"
Abe: "Yeah--that's some mean turds with friends we've been playing."
3. Say a prayer for the people upstairs. Their pipes broke and they've been playing turds with friends.
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!
Stewart - "I had to get my IPhone out and take a picture of my colon cannonball to send to Jimothy."
Dick - "Why did you send a pic of your toilet brownies to Jimothy?"
Stewart - "Dude, I'm in a heated Turds with Friends battle with Jimothy and I think I can win this week with this one!"