Tell my shithead boss that I'm gonna be late to my crap job because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.
A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.
Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.
Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
"Don't point that fxxxing turdpike at me man, I'm no shit."