Turdpedo

When one defecates in the bathtub, then runs around in circles, creating a current that causes the turdpedos to follow after the person like a torpedo.

Guy 1: Dude, what the hell is that in the tub?!?!

Guy 2: That's a turdpedo!!!

Guy 1: RUN!!!!!

Guy 2: Oh no, they're chasing me!!!

by Poopyhead555 August 6, 2009

Turdpedo

A Turd that when flushed, keep reappearing back into the bottom of the toilet bowl.

After i flushed the toilet it became apparent that i would be under attack by a Turdpedo for many flushes to come.

by Capt_Blueballs July 24, 2013

turdpedo

A word derived from the word, "torpedo." When you are pooping and the turd falls from your rectum and plops, shooting the water from toilet bowl up into your colon.

Amber: "Dang I was taking a poop and had a turdpedo."

by Yutsoku April 22, 2008

turdpedo

Travelling so fast you shit yourself with fear

I was so scared when I went bungee jumping I was like a turdpedo

by CheesieWhatsit November 27, 2021