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3. Turdblossom
(n) A mostly crustified piece of crap which hangs on anal hairs (in other words, a recently discharged dingleberry). Looks hard, but secretes its soft innards when squeezed.
"Better remove and disarm these turdblossoms before they wreak havoc in my tighty whities!"
by Johab Apr 9, 2003 add a video
1. Turdblossom
Turdblossom is a nickname for Karl Rove, advisor to George W Bush
"Somebody better go tell Turdblossom to quit outing secret agents"
by jnutting Mar 19, 2004 add a video
2. Turdblossom
Making one shit while the other person is performing anal on the shitter. Therefore you are the shitee.
"Hey boy how about we forget the missionary and doggy and go turdblossom style!"
4. turdblossom
something good growing out of a bad background
He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.
by 89 Dec 19, 2004 add a video
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