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1.
Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.
A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer
by jibby gibson July 24, 2010
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2.
derogatory term for a close friend who is suspected of having doing the what what in the butt aka anal sex.
Andy is a turdsurfer.
by Pat B. March 22, 2007
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