One who handles turds of all shapes and sizes. A wanker or piss-ant.
guy #1: Look at that guys mullet.

guy #2: yeah, he must be a turd monger.
by ballbag57 September 14, 2009
Triggen Alcastor
Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies
by He who is righteous April 02, 2004

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