1. A person who steals turds.
1. The act of stealing one's turds
Man 1: Why does he go to the bathroom so much?
Man 2: I don't know, but I heard he is turdburglaring.
Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the turdburgle incident?
Man 2: Yeah! It's all over the newspaper.
Man 1: I know, That guy should go to prison.