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36.
A person who's personality reeks, assumingly of poop.
Every job has it's share of turds with whom you have to work.
by Ingaling February 14, 2010
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37.
A word used to describe cadets. It is an acronym for, "trainees under rapid development."
Get over here turds!
by ElCaptain July 24, 2009
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38.
what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.
turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.
by gh0stk1d August 01, 2006
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39.
1. Something worthless that can't be improved.
2. An expression of worthlessness
1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
by Duw November 06, 2013
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40.
A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish
"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"
by Mrs. Lerman August 21, 2013
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41.
A long coiled piece of poop often found on crosby beach. Always stepped on and often common in dogs.
There's a turd on my foot!
by The turdanator September 27, 2010
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42.
A peice of fecal matter
That turd looks like clinger from M.A.S.H!
by Steve-o2124334 August 20, 2007
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