A gay male who usually has a first name that starts with the letter "T". They generally try to hide their sexuality by acting like "players".
Did that turd try to get with you too?
by Margarette ;) February 07, 2010
A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.

Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.

Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.

May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 02, 2010
A word used to describe cadets. It is an acronym for, "trainees under rapid development."
Get over here turds!
by ElCaptain July 24, 2009
a turd is simply a very small single piece of poop, about the size of "bite size" candies or snacks
yeah i was on the john and i got one big log and a couple lil turds
by Panther41 April 29, 2008
A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish
"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"
by Mrs. Lerman August 21, 2013
A long coiled piece of poop often found on crosby beach. Always stepped on and often common in dogs.
There's a turd on my foot!
by The turdanator September 27, 2010
A peice of fecal matter
That turd looks like clinger from M.A.S.H!
by Steve-o2124334 August 20, 2007

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