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Okay class tu'rds the board.
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Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.
That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.
by kmcglanz February 26, 2010

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what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.
turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.
by gh0stk1d August 01, 2006

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Descriptive term for shit generally used in a jocular fashion
"Sign for Rangers?" - I'd rather eat my own turd
by Astutebhoy May 20, 2006

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A pattern of pathological and psychotic behavior. First observed on November 8th 2016 with increasing severity over time. Sufferers of TURD exhibit bouts of cognitive dissonance, bouts of rage and rioting, and intense uncontrollable crying. TURD is the persistence unwillingness to accept that Donal Trump will "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN".

Research has shown that TURD seems to be closely related to environmental and behavioral factors listed below:

*Membership in the Democratic Party

*Indentifying as a feminist or LGBTQ

*Currently enrolled in a college /or possessing a liberal arts degree
*Living in a densely populated metropolis
*Massive student debt
*Spotty or non existent work history

Patients with TURDS are very resistant to treatment, and may be dangerous in large groups. If you have a friend or family member suffering from TURD,urge them to seek immediate help. Seperation from their pack may be crucial to start treatment right away. Reiterate the importance of respecting authority. Remind them of crooked Hillary.
Did you see all of the TURDS walking down the streets of D.C. during president Trump's inauguration?
by MakeupChic January 20, 2017

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A gay male who usually has a first name that starts with the letter "T". They generally try to hide their sexuality by acting like "players".
Did that turd try to get with you too?
by Margarette ;) February 07, 2010

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A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.

Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.

Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.

May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 02, 2010

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