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22.
turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)
i turded in a bowl
by troy stokes December 28, 2008
 
23.
One link of shit or a person that is a loser.
I stepped on one of the dog's turds.

Matthew is such a turd!
by jwaK November 06, 2008
 
24.
1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.

2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.

3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.

Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!

2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?

Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?

Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!

Mordecai : Your a turd!

Rigby : No, your a turd!

Mordecai : Your the turd!

Both : *Struggle and fight*

Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.

3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
by Zankatsu February 25, 2011
 
25.
The waste product that comes from our ass - also known as shit, poo, and crap.

Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.
"I went to the toilet and left a fucking massive turd in the toilet."

"Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds."

"That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."
by Shaneo632 October 26, 2004
 
26.
Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.
That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.
by kmcglanz February 26, 2010
 
27.
A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.

Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.

Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.

May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
by missQz February 02, 2010
 
28.
a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.
I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.
by Leprechaun dude March 19, 2008