1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.

Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.

We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.

Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
by SaveTheChildren November 29, 2010
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Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
synonym for george bush
bush is a turd
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”

This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...
"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."
by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013
The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations
What a complete and utter turd
by Diccyc December 16, 2004
Turd, n.

1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.

Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.

T UR D --> D UR T


2. A short form of the word "bastard".

The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!

"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."


2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.

You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
by JonMaker September 02, 2004
Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class.
Dude, quit being a turd.
by man October 30, 2004
A small, brown creature that lives in the bowel. When released from the anus into the toilet where it starts its journey through the sewage pipes, where it meets it's other fellow turds. They don't have such a long lifespan since as soon as they reach the sewage plant the smelly, uncouth creatures are sadly murdered.
This turd's doesn't want to leave!
by Jimmy Blog March 17, 2008

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