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A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children. Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit. Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes. May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him. Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago. I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
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Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even loch ness monster shape. From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet |
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synonym for george bush bush is a turd
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anonymous
Sep 26, 2003
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A poo.............. ...... OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS! dude, that turd looks like Clinton |
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The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations What a complete and utter turd
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Turd, n.
1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour. Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty. T UR D --> D UR T 2. A short form of the word "bastard". The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd". |
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Usually known as a piece of shit, but also an insult. Especially an insult when you’re talking about this turd in my class. Dude, quit being a turd.
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1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids. 3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money. 4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives. 5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women. 6.Person switches team every so often. 7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries. 8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world. We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk. Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012. |
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