You know what a turd is: a piece of shit.

All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
Tie a pretty red ribbon around one end of a turd. Presto! You have a Blood!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!

by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 11, 2007

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Justin Beiber's typical breakfast
He was disgusted when he found a hair in the turd he was eating...
by lebanesedickbutt March 28, 2015

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brown thing that float im my toilet kinda like a monkey versoin of shit
look at dem turds expecially that big one
by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

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One link of shit or a person that is a loser.
I stepped on one of the dog's turds.

Matthew is such a turd!
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turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)
i turded in a bowl
by troy stokes December 28, 2008

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a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.
I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.
by Leprechaun dude March 19, 2008

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1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.

2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.

3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.

Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!

2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?

Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?

Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!

Mordecai : Your a turd!

Rigby : No, your a turd!

Mordecai : Your the turd!

Both : *Struggle and fight*

Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.

3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
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A piece of poop, or poop in general. Also can be used in replacement as crap.
"Boo!"
*screams* "You scared the turd out of me!"
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