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1.
Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
 
36.
A word used to describe cadets. It is an acronym for, "trainees under rapid development."
Get over here turds!
by ElCaptain July 24, 2009
 
37.
what i found smeared all over my boxers when i woke up this morning.
turds are cool except when they come out unintentionally.
by gh0stk1d August 01, 2006
 
38.
1. Something worthless that can't be improved.
2. An expression of worthlessness
1. You can't polish a turd
2. "There are three kinds of turd, musturd, custurd and you, you big shit!"
by Duw November 06, 2013
 
39.
A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish
"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"
by Mrs. Lerman August 21, 2013
 
40.
A long coiled piece of poop often found on crosby beach. Always stepped on and often common in dogs.
There's a turd on my foot!
by The turdanator September 27, 2010
 
41.
A peice of fecal matter
That turd looks like clinger from M.A.S.H!
by Steve-o2124334 August 20, 2007
 
42.
A drink that arose from the south coast of NSW (australia). Baileys mixed with coke ensures the drink curdles, consequently giving the appearance of a turd.
To Bartender, 1 turd please, Baileys and coke.
by Adzie December 06, 2006