Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster
From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet
turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)
i turded in a bowl
One link of shit
or a person that is a loser
I stepped on one of the dog's turds.
Matthew is such a turd!
The waste product that comes from our ass - also known as shit, poo, and crap.
Also used a derogatory term for black people, or to say that you think something/someone is no good.
"I went to the toilet and left a fucking massive turd in the toilet."
"Yo, I almost got drive-byd today. Fucking turds."
"That maths paper was a fuckin' turd."
1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.
2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.
3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.
Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!
2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?
Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!
Mordecai : Your a turd!
Rigby : No, your a turd!
Mordecai : Your the turd!
Both : *Struggle and fight*
Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.
3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
Someone who is so socially awkward in a party atmosphere. They are as awkward as going to the bathroom and finding a "turd" still floating in the toliet. It wasnt yours and you dont want it to be there.
That girl was such a "turd" last night. She had one drink a threw up on my bed.
A man who dodges work to avoid having to pay child support for his child/children.
Regardless of lack of income, has a major drinking/drug habit.
Appearance is sloppy, wearing sweat pants and house shoes everywhere he goes.
May or may not be found in the following locations: liquor store, his mama's couch, child support court, some obscure location where child support will never be able to find him.
Will not be found operating a motor vehicle; child support took his license years ago.
I broke up with ____ because he's a turd. I'm tired of driving him around and buying his beer all the time. He should quit running from child support and get a job!
a peice of crap, poop, brown ecscriment that comes from the rectum as a result of digestion.
I laid a fat turd in the toilet just now.