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Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!
That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.
by Quaigmire September 11, 2009

Words related to Turd Toter

colon crap dookie full of shit turd totter
An Ass/Butt/Hiney which is attractive in appearance
Jesus, Dianna has a nice turdtoter!!
by therealoddthomas March 26, 2008