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3.
(1) A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"

Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."

Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"

Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."

Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."

Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."

Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

(2) Rob B., Mike F., Bradd G., Mike G., Boris F.
"I can't believe he acted like that, he was a true Turd Ferguson last night."
by Roberto B. September 04, 2009
 
1.
A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.
Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."
by Ken Elrick II October 15, 2005
 
2.
The identity which Burt reynolds switches to in Celebrity Jeapordy
"Turd Ferguson- its a funny name"
 
4.
Noun. A term of disparagement meaning someone who treats other people poorly or otherwise acts reprehensibly.

The term originally comes from Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy. Norm MacDonald played Burt Reynolds, who changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" on the podium because "it's a funny name."
Dan stood you up? What a turd ferguson!
by Anonymous Person Part Deux April 05, 2009
 
5.
Whacking off using the TURD juice as lubricant
Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight
by turd the furg April 06, 2010
 
6.
an ugly ass person that smells really bad (like a turd)
What up Turd Ferguson? How are you today?
by M.A.Williamson November 10, 2007