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1.
An American cocker spaniel.
I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
by J. Lodes October 10, 2006
 
2.
A person that has a shit then picks it up and eats it in a bap with dick cheese in his ear shouting his mum to lick it out.
Mum lick my ear i fink im turning into a turd eater
by David Gilford's mum god im fit March 25, 2003