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1.
A person who sells shit. Turd Burgler can also be used as a dis.
Who sold you this awful car? Your local Turd Broker?
or
Turd Broker be sellin me all sorts of shit.
or
After seeing how that failed I'd say you been had by a Turd Broker. I've seen it a hundred times.

by JG WORLD January 17, 2008