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Someone who regularly types with an exceptionally loud keyboard while in a call
I can't hear you over this turbojew
Turbojew by Walht August 1, 2020
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Turbojerk 

When you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.

Quick, fast strokes are common. Sudden masturbation is afoot. Usually followed by lots of orgasms.
I turned around and Jon Medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.
Turbojerk by Jayboosh1999 April 13, 2013
Getting pegged while receiving a blow job from the same person
Dude, she asked me if I ever had a turbo jet before. Next thing I know she’s sucking, squeezing, banging, and blowing me!
Turbo jet by Billylotts May 19, 2023

turboretard

A variation of the term "retard".

It is used to describe a specific kind of retard. Chiefly, retards of this denomination display an overconfidence on any topic (regardless of actual knowledge) and a complete absence of self-awareness. Nuance, perspective thought, omitted contextual details, second-order reactions, and many other logical concepts are completely invisible to turboretards, and they use this state of ignorance to argue moot/redundant, observably/intuitively false points, or make surface level declarations without evidence.

Turboretards' entire existence is hallmarked by muddying the waters of any discussion they take part in—repetitiously parroting grossly bastardized and easily-disproven talking points from their machiavellian gods who, unlike the turboretards themselves, cleverly use words and rhetoric as a source of income.
"Your definition makes me uncomfortable! Take this downvote, asshole!"
"Ahh, a turboretard."

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026