A fake perception of hot, personified by anorexia and mystic tan. Buried under inches of foundation, her 'Forever 21' attire makes her a sexual chameleon to the untrained eye.
I was crusin' the Jersey Shore, and the place was polluted by turbo hot hosehounds. Not even after a few bronsons would I stick that female fredo.
by The Brown Crusader June 17, 2009