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An old saying starting back in the early 1600s meaning that only tuna squirts on pretty people.
Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!

Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people
by straightnoobin April 20, 2010

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